From my Forbes.com blog The New Persuaders:
Yes, another techie watch, the bane of the technology industry nearly since the dawn of the microchip. Here’s why I’m not betting on seeing an iWatch anytime soon:
* We all already carry a watch. It’s called a cell phone. And in case you hadn’t noticed, it can tell you the time–more reliably than you can make a call on it, in fact.
* Even Apple would have trouble making a watch with a screen look fashionable enough to wear all the time. Seriously, half the population will never wear anything like this, and I’m betting that even most of the male half would look askance.
* Anything with a screen that would fit on your wrist is too small to do the vast majority of stuff you can do on a smartphone. Don’t even think about anything resembling a keyboard, and Siri isn’t nearly there when it comes to voice commands for a wide variety of applications. The screen also would be too small to run ads on, which, come to think of it, might be a plus for Apple as a way to stick it to Google.
* Apple supposedly isn’t designing this thing. According to the report, Intel would design the watch and Apple would produce it. Sorry, no. Only in the Bizarro universe would this kind of thing happen.
All this is not to say that Apple won’t move into wearable computing at some point. …